Gentle readers, I have not forgotten you [although I realise I am doing a pretty good impression of having done so] and have broken off from my high-flying international career to bring you news from the wordface that is sure to gladden your hearts as much as it has gladdened mine.
Let us increase the suspense a little and play a jolly game.
Am I translating an interview with
a) a world leader?
b) a great philanthropist?
c) an A-list celebrity?
d) a coat?